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a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood
that chick has a hoodwinker
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When a fat ass pussy has an even fatter orgasm right in front of your nose.
Yo, homeboy, I got super soaked in da face last night when Shawntay hoodwinked my ass... sheeeeit.
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When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.
I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.
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gay idiot who uses time to look up things in a dictionary. homosexual
a homesexual person who uses time to write things in a dictionary.
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A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....
That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.
The type of girl that's from Delaware but grew up in Philadelphia and says she's a Californian but in reality is a narcissistic gaslighting demon from Dantes Inferno, she'll seduce you like a siren and sing you to shipwreck while living off your spirit energy, she usually keeps her x boyfriend around long after your dating... As a "best friend" That she secretly smokes crystal meth with behind your back as they wager what part of your soul they will sell first after they've emptied your bank account. It will usually take 3-4 years before you can break the spell of this special creature and try to piece your life back together again. Beware!
Hey bro why don't you like this new girl that I'm trying to date. Well bro I keep trying to tell you she a real "hoodwinker"