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An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.
Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"
Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"
a rugby player who uses his arms to get round places you couldn't imagine
that man is such a hooker, i mean he must take it up the poo chute
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A prostitute.
Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."
Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?
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a tennis player who cheats on line calls
Coach: Candace u fucking hooker, that shot was in!
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town in south dakota with a population of 10.
after getting kicked in the balls franks sperm count was hooker.
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a girl that has sex for money; this girl is cool to know, because she realizes that women are only here to please men sexually.
Never pay a hooker in advance.
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what you hang your coat-er on
i'll put my coat-er on a hooker
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