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1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.
2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)
Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.
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when you skip school or work to have sex
Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.
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To pull a Hooky means to make humorous but silly act without knowing it.
Example of to Pull A Hooky:
William mistaked Olive oil for orange squash and mixed it with water in a bottle and approached Rob;
William - "Hey do you know what's happening here? My squash has gone all funny"
Rob - "Hahahaha you just Pulled a Hooky!"
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High School aged party thrown during school hours, usually in a house of working parents. Where teens playing "hookie" or cutting from school meet & get there drink on
Did you go to Troy's hookie jam last week? I heard it was off the hook.
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To miss school, work, or other duties without permission or an excuse.
Plenty of people play hooky from work to go see a movie on opening day.
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1) Adjective - A distraction or website used instead of work to goof off or procrastinate something that needs to be done.
"You're not on another hooky chooky site, are you? Those reports need to be filed dammit!"
Hookie Jookie means to have sexual intercourse with another person
let's have Hookie Jookie tonight