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A term of endearment usually used to characterize any female, of the human species, who typically acts, or tends to act, in a particularly goofy manner.
Hoon is word that is blended from the term “Ho” … a noun used by police to describe a “Habitual Offender” and word “Loon” … a noun used to describe a crazy or simple minded person.
i.e. - Hoon, Hoonette, Hoonish, Hoonasetic, Hoonification, Hoonability
“She is such a Hoon!” Said regarding any habitually wacky woman.
“Where is Hoonett?” Said regarding a young or adolescent Hoon.
“You are being kind of Hoonish now.” Said regarding any woman who is not typically a Hoon but is periodically exhibiting Hoon-like tendencies.
“That is very Hoonasetic of you.” Said regarding any woman who is usually classified as a Hoon and is actively exercising their Hoon-like tendencies.
“Together, they make quite a Hoonification.” Said regarding any gaggle of Hoons that have unified together toward a common madcap purpose.
“She does everything with a lot of Hoonability.” Said regarding any Hoon that regularly pushes the limits of being Hoonish.
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the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.
horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.
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to be excessively gay; being gay to the utmost degree.
The color red makes David look like a hoon.
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to go fast, at impressively dangerous speeds, associated particularly with matcho extreme sports eg snowboarding
S1: whoa, I totally hooned it down that red run
S2: yeah dude, that was sick
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The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.
Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?
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According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.
Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
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Another way to refer to cigarettes
Jim: “Yo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”
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