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A popular Asian slur, based of how people would imagine a person of Asian culture saying “holy shit”
Hey did you hear the Asian kid say holy shit, it sounded like hory shet
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what it sounds like when a chinese person says holy moly
Chin Lee: "Herro buddy how you doing today?"
Lee Fin: "Me doing good, I rearry rike america!"
Chin Lee: "Hory mory watch out for bus!"
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One of Joseph Joestar's famous Engrish lines. See also OHHH NOOOO and OHHHMYYYGAAAAAAA
Mr Joestar, she's lured us onto a train track!
HORY SHEET!!
A cherished New Zealand custom, almost as old as time itself, where a child is produced out of seemingly thin air to further strain the welfare system.
Those close to the Hori couple in question, are left in darkness as the duration of the gestational period is kept remarkably below the radar, regardless of social outings or day to day interactions
To the surprise of all, a fully haired spawn is seemingly cannoned into the picture, devoid of any recollection of a pregnancy period or announcement.
Where once was a trendy couple, now stands a proverbial pop-tart family.
Me: Who's baby is that mate? Are you sitting for your sis?
Hori Guy: Surprise! The misso and I have a new little fella to introduce...
Hori Girl: He's such a blessing
Me: You've been packing the Hori Cannon! A rapid shot of spawn that has demolished my understanding of your relationship!
Hori Guy: Whatever man, we're off to claim benefits. Catch.
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when ya take a shit so big, it feels like a maori crawled out of ya bum hole
dude: "bro i just took a steamy hori dump"
dude2: "i hope it hurt bro"
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A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?
Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
THE BEST GAME ON EARTH!!!! You own a island with animals and you have guides named Timmy and Tommy WHO ARE SO FRICKIN CUTE and Tom Nook WHO IS FLIPPING ADORABLE and kinda annoying in my opinion helps with your journey to (sorry if I got some stuff wrong!) also Timmy and Tommy are Dating and I ship it
Me: DUDE DO YOU PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS?!?!?!?!?!?
Random Person: YES!!!!
Me: ITS THE BEST GAME EVER RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?
Person: YUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Me: WE ARE NOW FRENS!
Person! YUSSSESSSESSS!!!!!!
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