House

probably one of the best medical dramas ever to hit television, features Hugh Laurie, who plays the anti-social, sarcastic, pain in the ass doctor, who specializes in recognizing infectious diseases. He and his team of doctors take on extremely hard cases, House usually ends being right about the disease at the end of the day.

This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.

Dr. House: (in a southern accent) Come on in, brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!

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Housed

To be beat or overpowered (physically, in a game, in a challenge of words).

Derived from Schooled or Schoolhouse. Schoolhoused - school = housed.

See also: Owned.

You got housed.

Consider yourself housed.

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on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

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housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

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House

Nothing more or less than the best TV show that ever was or ever will be. HOUSE FTW!!

House is the awesomest show ever. Never doubt it :)

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Housed

extremly intoxicated, the highest form of drunk possible.

Hurry up man, I'm trying to get housed before the night is done.

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House

the MOST awesome show on television! (well, next to Scrubs) which stars the wonderful British actor, Hugh Lauire, as the genius, pain in the ass, Gregory House.

"there's on 'i' in team, there is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

Friend 1: Dude!, House is on tonight!
Friend 2: So?
Friend 1: It's HOUSE! ugh! you will never understand!

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