How qould you?

Same as how could you but the reason must be related to the letter q

You deleted the Q picture! How qould you?

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Hi, how are you?

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?

Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

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how dare you

Is a commonly used cathprase in the programme "Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere." It is used when Max (peter kay) is shocked at Padddy's (ptrick mcguinnes) behaviour.

Paddy: In a nutshell you stink !

Max: How Dare You! How Dare You!

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How are you at coitus?

"How are you at coitus?"-Colloquial greeting between young males means "How are you doing?" or "How are you feeling?"

"How are you at coitus?"

"Yeah thanks mate i'm good"

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how did you find this

no seriously how did you find this

me: look at this secret
12 year old: i found this already
me: how did you find this

how do you do?

Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.

Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?

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How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?

I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".