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A hollowed out cocoa puff which is then filled with Hummus and re-seeled
Rob is coo coo for Hummus puffs
Mom, can you make hummus puffs?
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1. A loose but sticky stool.
2. Hot Curry.
After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.
To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed
“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”
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Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.
My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus
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1. n. The act of acquiring the sickness "diarrhea" after ingest any type of hummus.
2. The word hummus in " Hummus-rhea" can be replaced by any food word that gives you diarrhea.
Dane where are you? Bathroom! Got hummus-rhea again!
Similar to flicking the bean but instead of flicking you are pulverizing the clit until orgasm and it is raw and smashed to a pulp kind of like how a garbanzo bean is smashed to make hummus.
You can tell Quanesha was making hummus earlier because the whole apartment smells like rotten pussy.
A hummus queen is an LGBT+ man who strongly prefers or has a fetish for men of Middle Eastern descent. A reference to hummus being a Middle Eastern dish.
Brad's dated two Lebanese guys, an Egyptian guy and a Syrian guy! He's such a hummus queen.