hung like a donkey

Hung meaning the thing that hangs, and donkey, being a lazy creature with a big dick. This term refers to someone with a wide, long penis and large balls.

I'm hung like a donkey.

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hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

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hung like a donkey

A man who has large genitals

Jeez, he's hung like a donkey!

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hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor

"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"

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Hung Like A Moose

When one has a large penis.

Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?

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hung like a whale

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.

Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

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