i cant drive

you are either 16 or older, stupid and failed your driving text, or you are young and frowned upon of embarrassment in the back seat with your mom. sucks either way.

"i cant drive because i failed my test again!"
"gosh! what are you, retarded?!"

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i cant feel my face

you are so high or drunk that you cant feelyour face

I'm so high that I cant feel my face

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i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

When you can’t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags

Me: trying to find my own definitions
“I cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

+:bro look at this game its so fun we sh-
-:I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

i cant belive its not butter

but chuck norris can

e.g.
randome1: i cant belive its not butter
randome2: chuck norris can
randome1: no dude just no
randome2:watch what you say chuck norris might round house kick you

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I cant believe you have done this

Total disbelief, British style

ah fuck, I cant believe you have done this

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i cant believe its not butter

when you cum on a girls back and or bread then spread with a butter knife. She then eats the bread on her back you lie down on her back and you get stuck to her.

i did a i cant believe its not butter to my girl last nite.

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