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Excuse me while I kiss this guy

A common misinterpretation of the famous Jimi Hendrix quote "Excuse me while I kiss the sky", from the song Purple Haze.

OMFG He said excuse me while I kiss this guy! What a faggot!

by shadowcaster187 March 8, 2006

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im not a furry you guys i swear

the words of someone who says they arent a furry (the definitely are)

person1: bro just admit that your a furry you literally posted your fursona on the gc

person2: im not a furry you guys i swear

by Foamy From Fortnite September 26, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


unzips pants guys i got to go

little markie boy decides to unzip his pants in a skype call with a girl in the call and says guys i got to go and leaves the call to bust a nut. now kaleb and marissa turned this into a meme and it will never get old. nd we will never stop saying this ever. yours truly - marissa

"unzips pants guys i got to go"

by Rektro September 8, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


How do I make a guy forgive me

Suck his dick

Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick

by oops i did it again xxx July 14, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck you guys i hate you all

When you actually fucking love your best friends and consider every single one of them family and will never change a thing. The type of love that you fucking don't care about all the drama cause it's stupid cause you will be friends till your 80

Wow the group is so annoying, fuck you guys I hate you all

by Johhnnymcnuggets May 4, 2017

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Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didnโ€™t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 3, 2020

84๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft

u need bread cuz u hungry and since ur eating bread that is made by a man or woMAN that is gay
you big gay pee

person 1: hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok

by senor pee pee buns April 29, 2018

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