And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

An over used quote on Tumblr.

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

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im not a furry you guys i swear

the words of someone who says they arent a furry (the definitely are)

person1: bro just admit that your a furry you literally posted your fursona on the gc

person2: im not a furry you guys i swear

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I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.

Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

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I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

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I will swear word at you

A roblox way of saying "I will swear you"

Guy: Lol roblox is for kidos
Robloxians: i will swear word at you

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I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Mischief managed

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”

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I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

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