no i

No u autocorrected to no i. The ultimate self insult

*texting*
Jack:ur mom gay
John:no u
*autocorrects to no i *
*John inplodes*

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I-

Often used within a sentence to imply that you are at a loss of words after hearing what you have heard. It is most commonly paired with either a “whew chile” or “girl”.

Person #1: Whew chile you would not BELIEVE what Ieysha told me the other day!
Person #2: Girl what happened?
Person #1: Apparently that bitch Samantha done got pregnant!
Person #2: Girl I-! What the fuck, ain’t she dating Chris?
Persona #1: Girl that’s what I was saying, the ghetto done JUMPED out!

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i be

another way of saying i am

I be traci,and i be from Baltimore.

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I-

Being speechless

someone: did you know the earth is flat?

me: I-

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i

A letter that overly energetic high school girls add to their otherwise traditional names to make them "cute".

Cheerleader: Hi, I'm Jenni--with an i! And this is my friend, Christi.

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i

An imaginary number. The square root of a negative one.

What is 2i squared?

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i will

When you say you will but everyone knows you don't want to or doesn't care about the situation

Mom: "CLEAN THE DISHES"
You: " ugh I will!"

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