im going to peg you

being assaulted with a clothes peg.

your going to get pegged dicky

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Im gonna chris brown you

Beating up a girl after finding out she gave you an std.

Im gonna chris brown you like he did to rihanna.

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you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you

the queen maddy said that

rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

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im going to give you away

Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.

Y/N: You have hamster pube hair!
Tsukki: im going to give you away.
Y/N: Again? 😏

Im more bored than you

Its true

Im more bored than you

Im more famous then you on urban dictionary

what i say to people i dislike, hobos, rich people, everyone

hobo: LOSER!
me: fuck you Im more famous then you on urban dictionary

im not a furry you guys i swear

the words of someone who says they arent a furry (the definitely are)

person1: bro just admit that your a furry you literally posted your fursona on the gc

person2: im not a furry you guys i swear

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