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A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
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The false principle that asserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.
Anytime Ashton Kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming "douchebag immunity" Even though we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the King of All Douchebags.
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Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.
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A system used to kill bacteria and viruses. Also fungi, and parasites.
Example of Imunne doing its job.
Macrophage: Yo! There is a bacteria over here.
Neutrophils: Ok man, gonna eat this dude, and we are done!
Another example.
Killer T-Cells: Yo! This infected cell is going to die.
inset cell dying
Last example.
B-Cells: Yo this bacteria is too dangerous, gonna make some Antibodies.
insert bacteria being disabled and Macrophages and Neutrophils eating them
1: how's your immune system doing?
2: ok, they are fighting the Flu.
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A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.
The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"
"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"
"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"
Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
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Pronounced Clique-O-matic immunity
Ones ability to interact with all social groups while not necessarily conforming to the standards of any particular social group (clique)
ex. A person who may hang out with the skaters one day then punk rockers, nerds or jocks the next day
New kid: hey is that chad chiilin with the nerds I thought he was and jock
Other guy: Nah he has cliquomatic immunity he is free to chill with whoever he wants.
a phrase used in a group chat when someone is about to say something so out of pocket the rest of the chat cannot judge or make fun of them
because Susie called an immunity necklace in the group chat, Jimmy was not allowed to make fun of Susie for her outlandish statement