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A small shit dirt town, where Mexican guys try to act like cowboys and Mexican girls are like they’re from the country and try to date guys 10 years older than them.
El centro people “yo you trying to go to imperial this weekend?”
“Nah bro those wanna be cowboys and cowgirls are crazy”, says another el centro person.
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a little shitty town in Southern California near the border resting at the gates of hell and smack in the center of boringville. You can get more action out of nun than this place on a Friday night.
"Hey man, where you from?"
"Imperial, California"
"Where?"
"Hell."
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A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.
When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.
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The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man.
As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'
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The single greatest song that could represent a nation!
Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.
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Much like spoiled kids or people who prefer crustless sandwiches, those in the imperial core rarely realize the harm they create. The countries where rich people keep their money/Where Corporate shareholders live.
"The Imperial Core dumps industrial byproducts in impoverished nations to evade public scrutiny" -- Sun tzu probably
People who believe that the Empire should rule over Skyrim despite the fact that they are the Thalmor's whiny little bitches.
"That guy I met on tinder said he supports the Empire. Imperial Scum"