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improv funny

Improv funny means a person not actually being able to tell jokes but still is amusing to people who the said person is in conversation with , i.e. make the conversation funny through his or her talking skills but is never deemed funny by a whole audience .

That English guy wants to be a comedian , but I don't think he's even improv funny

by Manavtbitw October 5, 2017


continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

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self-improvement

n. (noun)

1. The act to make changes to one's lifestyle positively. This is not limited to exercise, taking up a new hobby, participating in more social events, meditation, adding an extra-curricular, or intellectual enrichment.

2. A really good excuse to cop-out and leave a relationship, disguised under the pretense of definition 1. Leaving the significant other in a fashion that does not sound as threatening as "Let's be friends."

1. "I've gained some weight over the past couple months. I think I'm going to start hitting the gym and getting back in church to try and get out of this rut. So hopefully, this works instead of one of those bullshit self-improvement classes. "

2. Emily told Dustin she was breaking up with him because she needed to improve herself. In actuality, Emily improved herself by dumping Dustin in a clever self-improvement ruse he would accept without knowing her true intentions.

by MagicalPiano August 22, 2010

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Lotus Improv

Lotus Improv was a multidimensional spreadsheet developed by Lotus, Inc. for the NeXTSTEP operating system, and then later ported to Windows 3.x.

Unique features included a separation between formulas, labels and cell contents; a truly multidimensional display, where one could rearrange one's data flexibly and dynamically for various reporting purposes; equations written in plain English language; and, lastly, calculations that would affect multiple cells.

In Improv, it was perfectly valid to write an equation as : Revenue=Income-Expenses and have it calculate the entire column for revenue. One could, if needed, write calculations for specific cells - although this was done less often. If equations calculated the same cell or range of cells, one could change their order in the formula bar on the bottom - the higher numbered calculation was performed last.

All in all, the package was astounding for its time and is still fantastic today.

If one has ever used Pivot tables in Excel, in Improv, the whole spreadsheet was like that - except much, much easier to manipulate. One could directly slide tiles around, which represented various categories for one's data, thus changing the view on the fly; there was no need to go through an obscure wizard to accomplish the same task.

Today, the successor to Lotus Improv is Quantrix Modeller, a product which is massively better than Excel in every way imaginable.

I'm thoroughly confused as to why the model of spreadsheet creation in Lotus Improv didn't capture the broader market; Excel is complete and utter rubbish.

by CoilscarPoint July 1, 2011

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self improvement

Is masturbation. (Now self destruction is the answer.)

Self improvement, such as working out is as useless as masturbation. All it does is make you feel good about yourself, but in reality accomplishes nothing.

by Tyler Nedrud October 16, 2007

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home improvement

One of the worst and most messed up TV shows in history.

Home Improvement sucks

by dref said right June 10, 2004

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Dances with Improv

A improv troupe in southwest Missouri. Often seen in downtown Springfield. All female. They are famous for their "scripted improv" and the critically acclaimed screenplay: "Antichrist: The Musical on Ice", which, to the puzzlement of many, has nothing to do with the Antichrist, is not a musical, and isn't on ice. However, it is AMAZING.
Dances with Improv is often intermission entertainment. To some they are simply known as DWI, not to be confused with Driving While Intoxicated.

Let's go see the play at Central. I hear Dances with Improv is doing an intermission thing.

by Joanna S. October 6, 2006

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