bed

A thing that you sleep on

I said" you will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the floor."

Bed

This is a place where everyone is happy and it is the best place to be. People wait all day to go here,and some don't want to leave.
Life without a bed is like life without Internet. But worse.
This place is amazing and everyone loves it. Nobody can live without a bed.

'I can't wait to go! It's so bed!'
'Her hair is so bed'
'I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BED'

To Bed

To fuck.

To bed, Mark must bed Jenny.

In bed

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.

Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

bed

A word that looks like the object itself. This includes a head board, mattress, and base board. A place that you sleep.

Doesn't the word bed make you tired because it looks like one?

bed

synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long