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A northern state that over time drifted to the south. A state that is filled with 80 year olds driving 35 on the interstate in Cadillacs and Buicks.
Sam wanted to visit Florida for the hot girls but all he saw was saggy old ladies in one piece bathing suits.
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Floridaing is great, I can’t wait to wrestle an alligator and eat publix fried chicken
The southernmost state in the continental United States. Its nickname is "The Sunshine State." Though geographically the southernmost state, a lot of southerners don't consider us as "true southernrs" (well, those of us below Ocala, FL.) Thanks to the millions of OLD NORTHERN RETIREES (Snowbirds) that come down here every year to die/retire. We also have a very high number of jews down here. Known for it's beaches and year round sunny weather. Honestly, Florida is a pretty nice state to live in. You have to see through the BS. And yes motherfuckers, we are southerners (well, the ones that were born here.)
Florida - Southern State
Home to more snowbirds that you can count. Highest snowbird population in the south.
Second southern state where Hispanics make up the second biggest percentage of the population (Next to good ol' Texas)
Warm weather, sunny beaches, and blue skies.
Population wise, Florida the 4th largest state in the country
Second most populated state in the south next to good ol' Texas.
67 counties.
Home to many proud White, Black, Latino, Native American, and Asian SOUTHERNERS.
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1. Tripping; in an altered state of mind. The emphatic form is "totally not in Florida", equivalent to tripping balls. The association of Florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances.
2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.
"You guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!"
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."
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Southernmost South Eastern state in the Union. This place is absolutely gorgeous, great fishing and golfing. Florida is the gateway to discovery and I love almost every part of it, especially the Keys where the immortal Hemingway used to roam.
Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays
Florida is the golf capital of the world.
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Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida."
Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."
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The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.
Bush won the election because of Florida
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