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life

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it!

by I'll never tell August 22, 2003

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life

context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.

life in the 'emergin' countries

by Cordelia June 24, 2004

188๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Life

The most commonly used insult on the internet used by 12 years/idiots even though they have no absolutely no knowledge of what that person does with their time.

12 year old: LOL look at this funny new video tat i found on youtube!!!1!
18 year old: been posted already
12 year old: LOL loser u must have no life if all u do all day is watch these vids LUL

by Ziggy Meh August 5, 2009

839๐Ÿ‘ 202๐Ÿ‘Ž


life

Eh, what can you say...shit happens.

Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea.

If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.

I've already spread life to 13 people, each with a different momma.

by CJDJ September 12, 2005

261๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


life

Life is a confusing thing. Life mostly involves bacon, sitting, eating, and waiting to eat more food. That's basically it. This is the true meaning of life.

"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."

by Bacon is inside you March 25, 2013

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lifeful

Full of life.

Nima: Dude, we're moving to a more lifeful house.

by Shuli March 9, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


life

noun

life defines a multi-ingredient condition, comprised of both biotic element and organic matter, harboring reproductive, growth and functional activity attributes.

all Vegetation, mammals, and Animals etc. define that condition that which constitutes life.

by Baron Neville July 10, 2017