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An imperitive statement giving someone directions to sit down.
Chair yo' ass because we are about to have a long conversation on stem cell research.
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A threat to cause pain using a knife or blade.
"you best step before I knife yo ass!"
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A slang term, often used as an insult.
Derived from the Swedish "Hügh Jâss," when literaly translated means, "Little Boys."
Professor: "Why haven't you finished your report, yet?"
Student: "FUCK YO' ASS!"
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Putting someone in place when they have you fucked up
On my life Ima treat yo ass if you make one more dumb ass remark.
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A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
You drunk..like you don't know what you're talking bout and if you do it's nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason
Jolie:when we gone get into a real relationship it's been 4 months
Keef: what? Bih yo ass drunk