dry your eyes

stop yer damn complainin!

-eeek! i just broke a nail!
-oh dry your eyes, they're fake anyway...

10👍 6👎

open your eyes

Racial slur against the asian race because their eyes seem to be closed or not open widely.

Andrea Nguyen is asian so i tell her to open your eyes.

28👍 25👎

for your eyes only

Used to specify that something is shown exclusively for the person with whom you are talking

For your eyes only I show you my heart

6👍 3👎

Open your eyes

What you say to people who've recently smoked marijuana.

Alex: Gee, this concert is da bomba!!!
Sam: Whoa...I'm so high right now...
Alex: Open your eyes dude, you're missing the show.

10👍 10👎

Park in your eye

An exceptional driver and parker. Would park in the eye of a needle.

"That one would park in your eye"

Your eyes are gooood

When your eyes are very red after smoking weed

Boy1: Yo bro, your eyes are gooood rn

Boy2: Nah bro you’re baked af , Check yours in yo front camera

pie in your eye

Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.

The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.

The slut got pie in her eyes.

You got pie in your eye.