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incompetent fuck

Someone who can't get their life together and or is Jewih in monetary nature.

Anthony: Yo, do you want to play some sega dreamcast this weekend?

Jehh: I don't have any money.
Anthony: You're an incompetent fuck.

by MontyParka November 13, 2013

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Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.

"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."

by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021


Priveleged incompetance

Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.

Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.

by Lizzy Mac February 8, 2017


incompetent fucktard

one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.

I'm done dating incompetent fucktards...they can pretty much all go to hell.

by foolinlove March 5, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Incompetent Boob

Cryptosporidium-137, protagonist of Destroy All Humans.

Crypto fails a mission.
MISSION FAILED
Pox: "NO, NO, NO!!! Crypto, you incompetent boob!!"

by WonkyTonkBotty October 10, 2020


Incompetent friend

A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.

Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.

Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.

*Tomorrow*

Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.

Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.

Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!

by DragynScales January 17, 2015

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dickless incompetent

Someone who so ridiculously stupid, he has no clue how to use his dick during sex.

"Man, he's so dickless incompetent, he thinks a quarterback is a refund"

by dompat12 December 24, 2009

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