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Opposite of "sperm donor", an incubator is a semi-sentient hominid that has unprotected sexual relations with its partner and serves as host for the resulting conception. 9 months later the incubator's job is finished and it really should be separated from the offspring and released back into the wild, but in many cases it develops a form of psychosis which causes it to have an unhealthy trauma-bond with the offspring and turn viciously on the baby's father, leading to actions which result in the incubator being rewarded for its disgusting actions and given "child support", better known as "incubator tax".
Keith's ex Jenny is an incubator who just had his kid and then kept his kid from him.
Another name for trailer or mobile home.
Why don't you climb back into that hillbilly incubator you call a home and move to another trailer park.
The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
To raise or nurture someone of the opposite gender into having feelings for you or wanting to do sexual activities with you.
"Jayden you crack Ansley yet?" "Nah, i'm still tryna incubate the egg"
A gestational carrier, also known as a surrogate. A woman who carries and “incubates” a non biological fetus until birth.
My sister acted as a human incubator and gave birth to my biological son.
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