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India is a country in South Asia.
Bruh who the fuck names their children after a fucking country?
Guy 8: So the other day I looked up "India" on urb dic and got definitions of some girl's traits
Guy 9: Somebody tell those simps that bitch India is a country and not a fucking person
Guy 10: Btw guys have you seen Guy 1 and Guy 2?
Guy 8: They both died from too much work, thanks to urb dic users
Guy 9 and 10: F
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India is a country.
Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.
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India is the world's largest, oldest, continuous civilization. Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth.
Here are a few facts about this great country:
-India is the world's largest democracy.
-India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
-Grammar constitutes one of India's greatest contributions to Western philology.Panini, the Sanskrit grammarian, who lived between 750 and 500 BC, was the first to compose formal grammar through his Astadhyai.
-The World's first university was established in Takshashila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
-Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software (Report in the Forbes magazine,July 1987)
-Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization
-The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindh 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'
-Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.
-Varanasi, also known as Benares, was called "the ancient city" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C.E, and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
-India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
- The game of Chess,BeejGanit(known better by its Arabic name 'Algebra') are another contributions of India to the world.
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Call centre capital of the world.
Person 1: I just got a call from some guy selling text messages!
Person 2: Where was he from?
Person 1: Sounded Indian to me...
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That bad bitch that will beat yo ass
Me: omg girl you seen what India did to that hoe
Girl: yes bitchhhh she beat her badddd
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Is a girl who is a complete nerd and keeps her head in books... She may seem nice at times but then she'll snap and go crazy! Beware of the India! Her book smart powers may kill you or injure you greatly!
Mom: Where's India?
Me: *In Robot Voice* I do not know
India: TEHEHEHE
Mom: Weird
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Another one of those Countries whose Government is waaay too focused on Industry, and its less-fortunate people suffer as a result. On a brighter note, at least its poor have souls - and in a way, that makes them the richest people in the land.
My Nike Shoes were made by Child Workers in India.
Some Indians claim that Hinduism is the world's oldest religion. That is not accurate - there were many religions before Hinduism, but they are not in practice today.
Hey? Can you pick me up an Indian Dinner in Waitrose?
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