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Encyclopedia of social ineptness

That long, awkward text that includes about 300 unnecessary words.

The original encyclopedia of social ineptness: A movie or something? Something like that. Sorry I feel like I'm being pushy haha I probably shoulda slept on the question. It's cool if you want to ignore it.

by Alliwag February 2, 2011

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New Trevian Academy for the Misfit and Inept

large public school in chicago suburb of winnetka. named after the city of trier in germany, also known as the hometown of karl marx, that great contributor to society.

to be granted admission one must demonstrate that they are socially misfit and academically inept as stated in the school's name. alumni stand in ardent opposition against this notion with claims of "I'm a chemistry superstar!"

another prerequisite for admission is ownership of a small, obnoxious dog with a pretentious name such as Manfred or Earnshaw.

although they have "90 state championships and counting" these really are not remarkable as they occur mostly in underwater basket weaving, marco polo, and quidditch.

Cool girl number 1: "Hey you go to new trevian academy for the misfit and inept?

Cool girl number 2: "Yeah wanna come over to my house after Quidditch practice? I caught the snitch for the first time today! You can help me clean up after my chihuahua Winston who pooped everywhere. Lolz"

by Winston poops December 17, 2010

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neuRologicalLY INept

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ME: I IDENTRIFY AAS neuRologicalLY INept.
SRTUPID EARTH PEOP)OLE: EW HOW STUPOID AERE YOU.
MER: YOU PYUNY LITTLER HUIMNAN NEREVR UNDERT AND.

SRTUPI DEQART TY HPPEOPLE AGAIN: FUCK YOU.
ME: I WI)LL NITRF BE SANFCIIKTIFIERD. MY MOTHER DID NOT DIE FOR THIS ON HJER JEWISH OPKANET JEW BED WHNIKLE WATCHINGT THOMAS THE TAMPON AND JERKING OFF TO CHINESE MIDGET FART PORN.
PUNY LITTLWE HUMAN FOR THE THIRD TIME: OH IN UNDERTAnsd now mr jew, thank yoyu FOR RECTIFIIHG ME AND FEEDING ME DUNG BEETLES FOR BREAkfast LUNCH and DNINENR.

by Mongolian Enthusiast December 8, 2024


Ineptibility

Jamie Hudson

The third most common word used to describe Jamie Hudson, other than, Unemployed and Useless-Any, is ‘Ineptibility’ .

by hi67980 December 18, 2018


Ineption

When 2 profoundly inept people have a child

John A impregnated some chick... They done had an ineption

by Umdvm March 7, 2021


Ineptity

Like ineptitude but actually makes sense

the ineptity of that person

by suiifeon January 8, 2022


Mentally inept

mentally stupid, foolish, and especially dumb, in the head

This teacher is so mentally inept, how is he still here?

by Progomotion December 30, 2022