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The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure
Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes
Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!
I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!
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Something that has been touched by the species ford. Can be anywhere from being touched by a finger to being touched by his magic stick
I wouldn't use that towel to dry off with, it has been ford infested in both ways.
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being contaminated with and STD or or communicable disease
That hot tub is ford infested
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A festation of crabs in your ass hair.
Omg. I sat on the toilet at the bar last nite, and when I woke up the next morning I freaked out 'cause I had an anal infestation.
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An object, usually someone's hands or fingers, which is covered in boogers and toxic to the touch.
Corey: Wait, just look at this... (reaches out to tap Chrissy to get her attention)
(Chrissy shies away)
Corey: What?
Chrissy: Oh, don't touch me with your booger infested hands
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gang or mob talk for being in territory which is not “yours” or “your crews”
a. “ohhh, i was down at louie and ernies over there for a slice”
b. “no shit you went all the way over there?”
a. “yeah it was like swimmin’ in shark infested waters but i had to take care of that thing and they got a good slice there”
b. “they do, you ever get their sausage?”
A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net