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Used to describe a woman with a very wide posterior; used to describe a woman who looks as if a football was punted sideways into her ass
*woman walks by* "Oh, would you look at the football injury on that..."
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Intentionally hurting yourself for relief, comfort and/or pleasure. Such forms of SI include:
Cutting(mostly arms & legs)
Burning
Headbanging
Hitting
Hair pulling
Lip biting
Nail bitting
Needle Stabbing
Ice & Salt
Sally cuts herself therefore she is a self-injurer...
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On May 17th on Bungie.net, Injury day happened, small amount of parody threads they were all locked, and the authors were given a 14 day ban and a public forum ban.
How does a gun injure you?
How does a nuclear warhead injure you?
WTF IS WITH INJURY DAY!?!?!?!?!
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Occurs when two injuries come together to form a coalition.
Person #1: What's wrong with your arm?
Person #2: I don't know, but it hurts really bad.
Person #1: Where does it hurt?
Person #2: Can't tell if it's my elbow and/or my wrist.
Person #1: Sounds like a joint injury. You should get that looked at.
Person #2: Yeah that's probably a good idea.
When moderately injured during sports like snowboarding then immediately start second guessing everything you do. Symptoms include sinking stomach, and weak legs.
Dude, I jammed my wrist real bad last run and I am getting major injury fallout!
Comon man just fight through it!
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a cover up for injuries caused by rolling around on your bedroom floor preparing for your Gymnastic recital.
Fabio got a "hockey injury" while preparing for a gymnastic meet.
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To have harm inflicted on oneself through the actions of someone who does not possess a soul.
To be injured physically, mentally, or emotionally when accidentally exposed to a ginger person (one who does not possess a soul).
I had to avoid Connor in the cafeteria today. If he had breathed anywhere near me I might have suffered a Gingery Injury
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