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watch my shit

A common pharse said to one of your friends when you are leaving for a second to use the bathroom go to the vending machine etc... You entrust your valuables like your northface bag, your coat, ipod or anything that could be stolen in your absence.

Jake: Yo Ima go take a piss watch my shit please
David: Ight

by ibehigh4u March 28, 2011

36πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Flip My Shit

To become excessively scared, angry or in some cases happy. Is said by many YouTube commentators, such as theRadBrad.

Man, playing Dead Space 2 makes me flip my shit every time.

If that chick over there keeps laughing, I might have to flip my shit!

When my dad bought the PS3 home, I flipped my shit!

by KateraChanChan August 21, 2011

44πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Oh My Shit

An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!

Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultaneously...

Guy #1: "Dude, I just bought myself a brand new H2".

Guy #2: "Oh My Shit! Have you lost your fucking mind? That gas-guzzling monstrosity is such a limp-dick-mobile!"

by Migrant Mind October 15, 2004

97πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Sellin my shit

When you’re playing a video game and your teammate or teammates perform terribly causing you to lose the game

Y’all sellin my shit this is why I don’t like playing with randoms

by Corey Huncho June 17, 2020


Grips my shit

When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates discomfort, almost as if someone is gripping internal organs.

He really is beginning to grip my shit.

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

38πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Pissing on my shit

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

by hintfo March 4, 2012


wreck my shit

To totally fuck someone up. As in to beat their ass or just fuck up someone's day.

I wouldn't mess with that guy, he might wreck my shit.

The Patriots beat the Panthers... Well, that just wrecked my shit.

by Chad February 9, 2004

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž