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When some jack-off isn't content with his/her own square on the sofa/couch and like some armchair Hitler tries to move in to your square as well.
(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)
(Brian is plotting a Square Invasion)
Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!
Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck
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A band/group out of Buffalo, NY. They plan to release the most epic album of all time on December 21, 2012. They began in 2005 and still going strong. They also have their own official website. The three original members are Tank, Jack Travis, and Matty Bangs.
They sold t-shirts with almost no backing in 2005-06 and it actually worked. They soon moved to hats and other clothing apparel.
The Invasion is Coming...
Kid 1: Mondo Invasion is the greatest band ever!!
Kid 2: I know. The Invasion is coming...
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When a couple wants the best fuck of their lives.... the dominant dresses up as the British from 1861 and the submissive dress up as the English from the same timeframe. Doggy style of course. The British start fucking the English. When the dominant, British are about to cum, the English scream “The British are cumming, the British are cumming!!”
Oh my God he did the British Invasion on me last night 😈
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The process in which beings from beyond Earth of higher intelligence then Humans invade and conquer our planet. In Hollywood, most films depict a human victory against the aliens, but War of the Worlds, directed by Steven Spielberg, has the aliens die of germs, which is far more likely. However, most scientists think that aliens would completely defeat humans, in a more of "extermination" than a war. Alien invasion is taken seriously from the UN, to the UK, to the USA.
The Pentagon has a plan for what to do in the case of alien invasion.
The modern equivalent to the British Invasion.
The most popular KI bands are BTS, Girls Generation, and Blackpink.
Korean Invasion
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items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms
put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.
after giving one of her students an F on the quiz yesterday, Ms. Halls woke up to a sausage invasion.
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A colonoscopy is an examination of the colon and small bowel with a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the anus.
I'm going for my home invasion this week. They better have sterilised the camera since the last patient!
I'm having a home invasion with Doctor Proctor. Will he send flowers and chocolates afterwards?
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