An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit
That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.
n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.
"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."
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To provide weed to a lady in the hope your investment will be repayed with sexual interest.
I took her home and made a large herbal investment but she still said no.
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Capital investment in a foreign country that takes the form of purchases of securities (stocks, bonds, and commercial paper) in the companies of firms based in that country. Contrast to FDI.
Portfolio investment accounts for a large share of any country's capital accounts.
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Breasts that, while small, won't become saggy as the woman grows old
"Your fiancee has got some pretty small tits."
"Nah man, think of them as investment boobs."
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An investment play is a bet made by a sharp better. Capital is released on a team where the outcome is almost guaranteed a winner. The better is sharp, almost always fades the public and studies analytics.
My buddy was going to bet the Michigan vs Iowa game today. He is a very square-better so I asked him if he would like an investment play instead.
Someone you run away from at the first sight.
Tom: Hey there's an investment banker coming down the street. Bob: Lets cross the street!
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