Iraq

The only Middle-Eastern country that Americans can locate on a map. This is because Americans are ignorant to anything that doesn't involve them.

Son: Wow, pa, I know where Iraq is!
Father: Shut up and finish eating your grits.

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Iraq

Americas Sandbox.

I am going to Iraq to play with my M-16.

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Iraq

The looted, chaotic remnants of what was the cradle of civilization, whose priceless historical treasure we failed to protect while protecting the oil ministry with over 200 men. Also known as Texas Junior and the Oil pit. Nobody could doubt that we would crush the hell out of their third-world army, but what for? Where are the weapons of mass destruction?

Elliot: Hey, Jeff, did you hear about Iraq?

Jeff: I heard from the media that we liberated those benevolent peeps who we had always cared for from their evil, Democrat liberal pink-assed commie Heusein, who had WMD pointed right at the U.S., ready to launch on his... 120 mile range... missiles... shut up.

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Iraq

The birthplace of Civilization and the deathplace of Civilians.

Blair: Hey, did you know Civilisation begun in Iraq?

Bush: Yeah, but we saw to that.

Both: YEE-HAA

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Iraq

A sinkhole for American money.

George W Bush put all of America's money into a sinkhole in the middle east called Iraq.

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Iraq

Vietnam without water.

"Nation" where the U.S. "National" Guard serves.

"Maaan, i signed up for the National Guard to help keep it cool in the US of A, but instead . . . Well, you know where they sent me."

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iRaq

A new product from Apple, it is a sports bra that has a iPod holder so that women so longer have to strap it to their arm.

"You want to go jogging today?"
"Sure, just let me change into my iRaq."

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