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The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive
Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression
Making money off of other people's actions. Every murder, every rape, every molestation, every mass shooting, every movie release, and every political gaffe is another dollar in my pocket. (But don't say their names because only I should be allowed to bolster my fame with the murder of innocent people)
News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"
short for tooheys new an australian beer brewed and bottled in NEW south wales
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of dissimilar origin and usually of superior quality
<sometimes referred to as dat newnew>
that blog is that newness
its dat new new
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A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.
Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.
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Classic English alphabet has 26 letters, but Urban Dictionary alphabet has 28 letters. How? They've just added two new letters into the alphabet: # and new. Unfortunatelly, nobody knows how to pronounce these.
I went to Browse option on Urban Dictionary and it showed me the alphabet + two additional letters: # new. So I've decided to search for them in UD.
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Joe: these shoes are new dawg dont step on them!!
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
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