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A beautiful, wonderful, loved person who is usually intelligent and occasionally thoughtful, and who is often misunderstood. "You" has at some point in their life felt unwanted, unloved, and worthless, but as you is slightly oblivious, you doesn't realize that you is none of these things. You typically doesn't like like himself or herself very much, and you has things that you feels like they need to change about themselves, but in reality you is perfect just the way you is. It is the nature of you.
Person #1: "Hey! How are you?"
Person #2: (*thinking*: Well, I feel depressed and lonely and I just want someone to care.) "Fine! How about you?"
Person #1: (*thinking*: Gosh, their life is so perfect. I wish I were them. I wish I was "fine".) "Good."
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more than one you; a lot of you; many people
"Yous all seen what he done."
( a proud owner making a speech on receiving a trophy for his horse winning a major harness-racing event at the "trots")
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the ultimate comeback. When used correctly, supreme power will be harnessed and you can unleash it on inferior gay noobs (mino)
ex. 1
mino: You are a smart ass
Me: no you are
*flinches*
ex 2.
Kevin rudd:
"Today we honour the Indigenous peoples of this land, the oldest continuing cultures in human history.
We reflect on their past mistreatment.
We reflect in particular on the mistreatment of those who were Stolen Generations - this blemished chapter in our nation's history. The time has now come for the nation to turn a new page in Australia's history by righting the wrongs of the past and so moving forward with confidence to the future. We apologise for the laws and policies of successive Parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians.We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country. For the pain, suffering and hurt of these Stolen Generations, their descendants and for their families left behind, we say sorry.To the mothers and the fathers, the brothers and the sisters, for the breaking up of families and communities, we say sorry.And for the indignity and degradation thus inflicted on a proud people and a proud culture, we say sorry. We the Parliament of Australia respectfully request that this apology be received in the spirit in which it is offered as part of the healing of the nation.For the future we take heart; resolving that this new page in the history of our great continent can now be written.We today take this first step by acknowledging the past and laying claim to a future that embraces all Australians. A future where this Parliament resolves that the injustices of the past must never, never happen again.A future where we harness the determination of all Australians, Indigenous and non-Indigenous, to close the gap that lies between us in life expectancy, educational achievement and economic opportunity. A future where we embrace the possibility of new solutions to enduring problems where old approaches have failed. A future based on mutual respect, mutual resolve and mutual responsibility.A future where all Australians, whatever their origins, are truly equal partners, with equal opportunities and with an equal stake in shaping the next chapter in the history of this great country, Australia."
Abo lad:
no you are
Abo lady:
same
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You are so awesome and sexy.
if you are feeling down just read this!
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The cause of all the worlds problems.
You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.
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A phrase often uttered by people right before they die.
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No you, Also known as No U.
Dumbest comeback known to man, YET most effective.
It reflects Teh PWNAGE (Look that up) back to the sender.
Bob: Yo Tom, you Teh Small Cox, HAHA!
Tom: No you.
Bob: Aw..
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