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LOUIS POMATICA, the bear, the hook, Hook daniels, awesome
Lou is Jack Jack is Lou..The hook brings you back...
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The unexplainable phenomenon that causes young men to urinate themselves while passed out as a result of drinking an excessive amount of Jack Daniel's whiskey. Innocent beds, couches, and chairs are frequently the victims of this heinous crime. Generally speaking, the offender is a recidivist, and is unaware of their drunken actions until it is too late.
"Dude, why's your couch outside?" "Oh, Kevin Jack Daniels-ized it again last night."
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Its a special type of Zauce. When put on ribs it brings you instantly to heaven. Heaven for fatties that is!? The second you open the bottle a whiff of ecstasy is blown into your face - but be careful you might faint from pure joy. Pouring it on your ribs, hot dogs, steaks, burgers, wings, pizza, and cholent you see a golden brown like liquid flow out of the bottle. The Zauce is such an eclectic Zauce that it can be used with almost anything. It can be used from right when you wake up brushing your teeth, and if you wanna flavor up your water a lil just squirt about a table spoon in there and your good to go.
"Are you putting Jack Daniels Zauce on that?"
"Na, We only use Jack Dangiels zauce. Spicy zauce".
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1) A girl you have a secret crush on.
2) When you like a girl but you don't know if she likes you back.
1) "My Jack Daniels is Emily."
2) "I have a Jack Daniels in my 5th period Algebra class."
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Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
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An amazing guy, that happens to be my whole world. He loves with all his heart, and lives in every moment. He loves avocados, tea and piercings. He hates nutella, immature and crude girls and being tickled. I love you Jack <3
I love you, Jack Daniel Burns.
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The Jack Daniels Rim Runner is a sex position that entails one partner first acquiring a bottle of Jack Daniels. This partner then proceeds to get his/her other partner to bend over and put their buttock in the air. The first partner with the bottle then pours a large amount of Jack Daniels on the anus (rim) of the second partner. Then, the first partner licks around the anus in a circular motion (rim-running) and sucks up all of the Jack Daniels.
Since Shanith was very sexually stimulated, he decided to take things with his partner Jeremy to the next level by doing a Jack Daniels Rim Runner on his asshole.
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