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Ejaculating into your hand and then preceding to slap dat bitch across the face.
Lui Kang gave Kung Lao a sloppy jalopy.
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An extremely runny excretion of faeces emanating from within the human body, and expelled from the rear end via the anus.
Don't go in there! I just painted the bowl with a sloppy jalopy!
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Noun, Adj. - some rank ass puss
alt. uses- gloppy
1. Carl went to hit it last night but she had that gloppy jalopy, so he dipped.
2. Carl: Damn it smells like fish in here.
Steve: No that's just Samantha's gloppy.
3. Does she have some fresh poontang or that gloppy jalopy?
A once mediocre economy car that has lost 80% of its value over the course of 4 years after being abused in the hands of its mentally challenged owner. Usually owned by either inbreds, crackheads, autist, Walmart DC workers, or ratchet side hoes. Usually has signs of damage all around the vehicle, and occasionally visual modifications applied in poor taste. Drivers hobbies include texting while driving on their iPhone that's at least 3 generations old, spilling Dunkin iced coffees on their stained seats, and blasting garbage music from their blown speakers.
Jenny: Hey Becky, did you ever get with that guy you met on tinder last night?
Becky: No, he came to pick me up to bring me back to his studio apt. so we could watch his free-trial of Netflix, but the passenger door handle of his Johnstown jalopy fell off so I couldn't go
both jalopy and pancake; developed when the raco brothers were "wrestling" and throwing pancakes; a sloppy looking individual, someone who is extremely unintelligent or extremely random; a douche mongrel
wow, that brandon raco is a true jalopy pancake, check out his bacon collar
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1)Sexual intercourse wherein one goes all out with no regards for who the partner is or what the act may be.
2.) Sexual promiscuity (particularly among males) which thereby suggests popularity for masculinity or sexual prowess. The idea of a man-whore, though in a more positive and successful light.
Coined by Matt Sims of the band Citizen King.
"I'll take it all over, jalopy style"
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"Yeah, man. That dude gets around, if you know what I mean. He goes jalopy style around here."
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Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.
Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.
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