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Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.
You: Hey, can you wax My ass?
Your roommate: sure
You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner
Your roommate: why?
You: it’s January 18
Your roommate: oh that makes sense
National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards
Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.
international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out
Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--
January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.
In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.
Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"
National eat cake day.
Go out and eat a cake with friends, or maybe alone. depends on you.
You: Hey, do you know what day it is on January 18?
Me: It's national cake day!!
7 rings by Ariana Grande birthday
What happens on january 18
well the anniversary of 7 rings ofc
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