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1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.
2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.
1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.
2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.
3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.
Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.
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when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present
Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.
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violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea
I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!
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This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini
Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!
When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet
Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski
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When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).
So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!
A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"