Jiffy

A verb. Used to denote someone who is very loose with their sexuality and spreads their legs easier than the creamy version of the peanut butter which shares the same name

May proceed words like Super, Mega, and Ultra to emphasize
severity of Slutitude

Holy damn...Stevin and Lauren are being wicked jiffy tonight to get over those British twins they lost to finals....

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Jiffy

A short unspecified quantity of time.

"Before I entered her with my unkept fleshy geoffrey, I assured her I would be done in a jiffy"

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Jiffy

Really short period of time.

(Unlike TTTM has mentioned as ranging from 1/1000th of a second to 5 minutes.) TTTM, 5 minutes are called 5 MINUTES, not jiffy. May be 5 minutes are jiffy for your age, but certainly its not the definition.

I'll come over in a jiffy.

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Jiffy

it's a giraffe. boom.

Oh! Look at that jiffy.

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Jiffy

A very quick handjob.

Hey Rachel, I got lacrosse practice in 15 minutes. Can I get a jiffy before I head out?

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Jiffy

slang term for cocaine

Used in a song by Juelz Santana

"I'll be there in a jiffy w a bag full of jiffy, I aint talkin bout peanut butter either brother"

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Jiffy

"Act" as in being surprised but not actually caring at all

"Hey billy, I just got a new phone!"
"Jiffy" (fuck off)

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