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A term used in a phrase randomly which instantaneously causes dance.
Peterson: "Did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
John: "LET'S DISCO!!!"
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A. Someone in a green house who thinks they know what theyre talking about but really.... they do not.
B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B
Andrew thought he knew what he was talking about but in reality, he is a jive turkey
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some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies
guy one: Hey see that guy over there
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather
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A retro faggot who clubs all night and thinks he's still in the 70's
sheila: yo man did ya see that poof at da club last night?
gangsta: Yeah, wat a fuckin jive turkey
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Jive Turkey Co. is a multidimensional company dedicated to quality service in snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.
Welcome to the new age. This is a new interweb and we intend to dominate it.
jiveturkeyco.com
~Snowsport
We are the snowsport. Anything snow, we are there. We come from the Midwest. A tough rugged and disgusting place to ski and ride. Our mts. (hills) literally consist of old garbage dumps, rock quarries, and large enough natural hills to justify a chairlift. The conditions are always less than perfect. The Midwest offers icy, cold as hell, slushy, warm, muddy, and tiny resorts. This is home. Not only do we actually ride this shit, we fucking love it!
~Video
Here at Jive Turkey, we provide a video service designed for YOUR personal needs! Such as: private events, commercials, auditions, video design, and much more!
~GFX (graphics)
YOU + US X GFX = Jive Turkey
Jive Turkey specializes in custom graphics. We will work with YOU through the entire creative process. Our GFX specialties include: logos, banners, album art, stickers, flyers, ads, your face and much more!
~Apparel
We design and sell our very own apparel. T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and anything we can think of... Maybe even underwear. Fuck yea! We even do custom shirts for sports teams, events, small businesses, or just you!
1. Jive Turkey makes some badass designs!
2. Jive Turkey does snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.
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it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.
"I just got my LICENSE!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"
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