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Johnson is a square head little boy. He was kicked from Minecraft so now he is playing Roblox.
Person one: "Hi Johnson"
Johnson: "f*** off
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The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.
In that outfit, with that smile, I lost the debate. She was totally johnsoning me.
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1.A dick
2.Your penis
My johnson was so far up her pussy last night.
That MILF makes my johnson rock hard
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To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun
Uh oh! He just pulled a Johnson
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Will Johnson is the best man ever and is always charming loves Emily and will never let her go. He's a very good kisser and is also good in bed
Will johnson will never be a terrible kisser
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The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl. Their is three different types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she don't need a receipt for that!
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Def. 1: A man's penis
Def. 2: a Surname
"Look at my Johnson!"