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Dispenser of justice - usually hated by left wing idiots such as those that frequent this board - adminster the law to all the loser, idiotic morons who think they run the show.
The judge threw your ass in jail because your a crook and a thug.
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It means to beat it off. You know spank the monkey. Slap the Salami. Stroke the Salmon. ect..
Judgin FTW (the wow crew)
My mom caught me judgin'(Judge) last night but I turned around and came on her chest anyhow...
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A scale.. the 'judge' judges how much drugs you got weighed and how much the customer owes you
you want to take it to the judge so i can prove thats how much is there
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Noun - A middle-class white man with a dead rabbit on his head who hasn't got a clue about fairness or reality, is generally and imbecile, and has an over-inflated perception of his own importance, righteousness and intellect.
The judge decided that even though the black man was in Outer Mongolia at the relevant time, he must have invented a way to teleport to Texas and ought to be executed.
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Someone who refers to this site for Judicial Statements.
The UK Judge could not make a ruling for the slang, even though consulting The Urban Dictionary. (This is true BTW)
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Another word for an autistic child.
The reasoning behind this is because in the late 1800's judges in court systems were only hired if they had clinically diagnosed aspergers/autism.
Also because most male humans named by this have un-diagnosed autism or aspergers and is unresponsive to other humans who try to interact with this "Judge"
Studies show only 5.9% of Judges are not autistic or Filipino leaving 94.1% having those characteristics.
Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
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