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One of the best days in the year
My birthday is July 1 2010
Wear a suit or tuxedo to Minions: The Rise of Gru on July 1st, the release date of the new minions movie just for the most fascinating piece ever made in history.
Whenever going to a movie theater and see a man wearing a suit or tuxedo you already know what that man in that sigma suit going to watch on July 1st 2022.
We will rise for Gru.
A beta: “That movie is for kids.” *pizza on his stomach*
A Sigma: “A Ticket to please to the Minions: The rise of Gru, my good man.” *with a tuxedo on*
July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day
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Switzerland National get your dick sucked day
It's 1. July you have to suck my dick.
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National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.
-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~
National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day
' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '