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Kangaroo is the 13th zodiac sign.The dates of that zodiac sign are currently unknown as the only known Kangaroo is Rebenciuc who keeps his birth date secret.Yet we only knows one Kangaroo we know for sure that it is by far the best zodiac sign.It is superior in every single aspect to the other signs.Also,Kangaroos tend to be really fat,have weird fetishes on feet like Cezar Petru Popescu and have crushes on girls who are 50-60 years younger than them.
That guy is mainstream...he can't be a Kangaroo.He must be a libra though.
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pulling your nutsac up an covering the shaft of the penis so the head is poking out so that it resembles a head of a kangaroo poking out of the pouch
using the kangaroo is worth 3 kicks in the fag game
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When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids
Ima make you do the kangaroo
When a man ejaculates in a girl panties or underwear and she wears ejaculated in panties for the rest of the day.
Ie: she's carrying around little babies In a pouch
I love kangarooing.
She is so into kangarooing.
I kangarooed her.
She let me kangaroo her.
To be kangarooed.
I bet she's been kangarooed.
I would love to kangaroo her.
Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.
"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"
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A giant rabbit that can kick your ass.
Hey bro watch out for that Kangaroo, he is wearing boxing gloves.
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Person 1: Hey can you help me with this paperwork?
Person 2: No Kangaroo!
Refer to Tate.
the most ballin mutherfucker ever
Person 1: That guy is so fuckin awesome.
Person 2: Yeah I know. He's a tate.
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