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Something to call a girl that is super annoying and just obnoxious. This mainly be used against horse girls or emos.
That girl just lectured me for an hour about how cute her horse is... she is such a kankle, I can't wait to never see her again.
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When the calf is merged with the foot and the person has no ankle. They are like coffee cans.
That girl is so fat and she has kankles to top it off.
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where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts. It's like two seperate countries forming to make one huge giant nasty country.
damn dude look at that kankle!!
yeah thats fucking gross i cant tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts
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where your ankles look really fat and like "kegs," hence Kankles... (kegs and ankles)
"wow her ankles look HUGE in this photo"
"yeah, just like kegs..."
"LOL, cronic KANKLES"
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a very fat ankle that is just an extension of your calf.
gwenith paltrow in Shallow Hal
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When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.
James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!
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Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.
'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'
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