Kanye'd

Saying outrageous opinions that hold absolutely no attribution to fact, simply for the purpose of a reaction and/or for your own amusement.

"Sorry Taylor Swift I just wanted to say Beyonce should have won this award."

Reaction: "*Gasp* Yo he just Kanye'd that bitch."

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Kanye'd

When someone steals your moment.

Jakie, "I went to the doctor the other day to find out the sex of my first child and when the doctor came back and said it was a boy, my mother in-law rolled her eyes and said, "couldn't it have at least been a girl."

Lisa, "dude, what a bitch. She totally Kanye'd you."

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Kanye'd

To inappropriately steal someone's proud moment.
To interject inappropriately when you think something else is better.

"I just love my new apartment."

"Your apartment is nice, but my friends apartment is one of the nicest apartments I've ever seen."

"Wow, I just got kanye'd."

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kanye'd

To destroy or steal something.
Term became popular after Kanye West stole the microphone from Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV awards and also destroyed her memory of her first MTV award.

Describing a fat guy who just broke a chair by sitting on it:
"wow that guy just kanye'd that char"

A guy who just robbed a bank:
"I just kanye'd 1 million dollars from that bank!"

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kanye'd

cock blocking one of your buddies or taking the spotlight from someone else because you cannot stand someone else getting attention.

I was talking to this fly ass honey and this guy came up and kanye'd me.

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Kanye'd

Joke made off of Kanye West after his moronic display at the VMA's. To Kanye someone is to make a comparison of what they did to someone better.

Person 1: Did you hear about Patrick Swayze?

Person 2: I'm real happy for his publicity and I'mma let you finish, but Michael Jackson had one of the best celebrity deaths of this year!

Person 3: You've been Kanye'd!

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Kanye'd

Verb:

To be rudely and publicly interrupted in the course of an acceptance speech for an award by a nearly unintelligible self-promoter who may be suffering from a form of as yet undiagnosed mental illness.

Victim: Thank you very much for this award, and-

Asshole: Yo, imma let you finish, but Beyonce was one of the greatest singers of all time. OF ALL TIME! (or)

Female Asshole: Blah Blah Blah Blah (still uninterpreted)

These are two examples of being Kanye'd.

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