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The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.
Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?
No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
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The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.
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Kato is a short arse arrogant bitch who couldn't speak English even if his life depended on it.
You know that guy? He's such a little kato? Don't trust that kato he talks out or his arse.
Sexy, hot, good at cod, gets all the bitches, polo g fan. Kato is super charming he brightens every dark room he enters. He’s someone you can always rely on and trust.
A person, mosly a girl, who will give the best warm hugs, but will always be capable of beating your ass.
OMG, you are badaas cute. You are such a Kato.
Kato (Nickname Katie) is a smart,loyal,funny,crazy person. They're always there for you and do everything for you. They can't lie to you, you always notices. They're thé best persons EVER!!!!!
Kato is the best!