Kayak

A "Kayak" is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the fuck they are thinking all at the same time. That person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a fucking kayak.

that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. "hey look at the fucking kayak", "that guy was a total fucking kayak"

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Kayaks

A slang term referring to a female's breasts.

Guy #1: Have you seen (insert name here)'s Kayaks?

Guy#2: Damn, those are some good ones.

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Kayaking

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.

Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...

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kayaking

Smoking weed

she realy liked kayaking

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Kayak

The loneliest boat in the sea.
Calling a person a Kayak is calling them a loner.

What a fucking Kayak
Yo Kayak bounce!

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KAYAK

An amazing meme lord who games all day. Loves sans and Barry b benson

Omg did kayak get that victory royale again!?

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kayaking

When you place two fingers in between a woman's cleavage and move them side to side, creating a wave-like motion. Similar to motorboating but without the "engine."

Wow, I would really like to go kayaking in those boobs.

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