Keem Tomlinson: a black man who did not, in fact, make the slaves free despite his constant claims to the contrary. May or may not be homosexual. Often used as a name or descriptor for an African-American individual of tall stature, large hand and foot size, and small care - yet with the juxtaposition of a micropenis. Not to be confused with Keef Tomsum, another prestigious member of the Snickers gang.
Person 1: Ayo you know that new kid? The super tall black one with no balls?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like a real Keem Tomlinson.
A saxy ahh skinny nikka with tattoos
He literally don’t know nun else.. he funny asl doe. Hakkeem can change ya life if he gives you the time of day. Hollywood ahh
If you get the chance , suck the skin off that nigga dic sloppy asf , and throw that ahh back suhhh he skinny so I know he like that shii. #keepyouakeemsuh
after ejaculation i keem alot so i go to the bathroom to wipe it off
i keemed on my bed and struggled to wipe it off
1. To almost nail something or do something completely perfect, but then fail at the last second.
2. To be screwed over by something.
1. We went golfing and I keemed every shot I made.
2. The scoreboard screwed up and keemed me.
Jippy Keem. That’s what it is. It’s basically a fictional name based off a 711 worker. This can be used as an inside joke or a username on social media. Use wisely
Yooo did you see Jippy Keem ? He was at 711 today, i’m going to get his autograph!