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A woman with a strong pussy. Strong enough to crush objects like eggs or human dick.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!
NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.
*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!
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When the female sexual partner has strong enough kegel muscles that she can suspend her male partner by his penis so that he is hanging perpendicular between her legs. She can release her Kegel Muscle a bit then push the male upward in repetition to engage in intercourse.
Wow Anya is really strong, do you think she could Kegel Drop me?
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giving small distinct muscular pulses at the base of the uterus to induce male ejaculation and pleasure
only the most skilled and sensual females can accomplish this move
unnoticed by males if performed properly
Jack was taking too long to come so Jill performed a few kegel tremors and viola!
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When you’re tryna hold back a massive cheesesteak poo.
I can’t talk right now; I’m doing Philadelphia Kegels ‘till I can get to a growler…
n. (hee-gull kee-gull).
any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic"
v.
the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result.
n. "The announced shortage of ____ is just a hegel kegel to get everyone to buy more."
v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more."
When a female’s kegel muscles are so strong, that anything inserted into her vagina comes out the same shape as the inside of her vagina.
After an intense masturbation session, Jayne’s favorite dildo came out looking like a kegel meatloaf.